Vampires Suck

Some sagas just won't die.
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item number:  GVG2
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DVD Details

  • Closed captioning available
  • Run Time: 1 hours, 22 minutes
  • Video: Color
  • Encoding: Region 1 (USA & Canada)
  • Released: November 30, 2010
  • Originally Released: 2010
  • Label: 20Th Century Studios

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Entertainment Reviews:

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AUDIENCE SCORE
User Ratings: 75,214
Rating: 1/5 -- Mocking the vampire vogue like a child pulling pigtails (hard), this is playground humour, and the school is definitely gross-out. Full Review
Metro (UK)
Aug 23, 2018
Rating: 1/5 -- It's almost fascinatingly awful, nailing the moony tedium of its target franchise with something close to suicidal exactitude. Full Review
Daily Telegraph (UK)
Oct 14, 2010
A witless, slavish pastiche of the series of romantic dramas based on Stephenie Meyer's Twilight novels. It is a knowing film that knows nothing about comedy. Full Review
Observer (UK)
Jul 26, 2014
Rating: 2/5 -- All but the most die-hard fans can agree that the Twilight movies are spoof-worthy. So it's too bad they don't get a worthy spoof. Full Review
New York Daily News
Jun 3, 2013
Rating: 1/5 -- A few broader references might have made this punishing one-note trawl through the eminently spoofable tween-vamp saga slightly more watchable. Full Review
Time Out
Oct 13, 2010
Rating: 1/5 -- The last time I heard a film audience in such a state of silence was during Ingmar Bergman's Winter Light. Full Review
Guardian
Oct 14, 2010
Rating: 1/5 -- They don't suck as much as lame-brain parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. Full Review
Independent (UK)
Oct 15, 2010

Product Description:

The comedy masterminds behind EPIC MOVIE, DISASTER MOVIE, and MEET THE SPARTANS drive a squeaky rubber stake through the heart of the TWILIGHT series with this irreverent satire about a teenage girl who's torn between two supernatural suitors. As Becca struggles to contend with her overbearing father, two fierce rivals compete to win her heart. But Becca isn't the only high-school student having a hard time with boys; her friends are all desperate to find a date for the prom, and as the big night draws near, the rampant tension draws out the animals in everyone.

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  • UPC: 024543718277
  • Shipping Weight: 0.25/lbs (approx)
  • International Shipping: 1 item

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