Over The Hill - Age Spot Remover

Looking to get rid of those awful brown liver spots covering your hands and face? If apple cider vinegar and lemon juice just aren't cutting it anymore, you need our "Over the Hill Age Spot Remover." Gently move it back and forth over the afflicted area and those unsightly blemishes will disappear in no time! Larger, darker spots may require more moderate pressure? Hey, what's a little blood? Hilarious gag gift for an Over the Hill party. Breathing mask and goggles not included. Remember to go with the grain!