While the movie does eventually ramp up to a terrific purr, it hits plenty of speed bumps in its opening. Full Review

Rating: 9/10 -- Stretch is a bold, bonkers and completely brilliant blast of creative energy from Joe Carnahan at his most gleefully unrestrained. Full Review

Rating: 3/5 -- Stretch feels like the dots joined from what was left on Carnaghan's drawing board. Full Review

[O]n closer examination, one can see the outline of something more mature and critical -- something about the myth of the successful man -- buried underneath all the bitter swipes, self-aware outrageousness, and ’80s-style third-act action. It’s inchoate, but fun.

Rating: 2/5 -- The film is an obnoxious cartoon version of Hollywood noir, but Carnahan has the chops to keep it moving quickly. Full Review

Rating: 6.5/10 -- Stretch has a lot of things going for it that similar underachieving films don't, namely Patrick Wilson in the lead. Full Review

Stretch gets off to such a hectic, abrasive start that many viewers will wish to jump out immediately. Stick with [Patrick Wilson's frazzled chauffeur], though, and his surreal escapades turn out to be surprisingly entertaining. Full Review