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Mints Freud After Therapy Mints

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Mint Details

  • Manufacturer: Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Description by OLDIES.com:

Those of us who've been in therapy know that the real breakthroughs come after the session is over. You'll be riding home on the bus and suddenly shout, "Oh my god! That's why I wanted to have sex with my grandmother!" And that's why we've made After Therapy Mints. These deliciously potent marvels are specially formulated to help you process everything that came out during your session. As soon as you hand the therapist the check, pop one into your mouth and wait for the epiphanies to flow. Even if they don't come right away, you'll be rewarded with a minty blast that freshens your breath and clears your mind. They also come in a cool, reusable tin, that can hold your Paxils, Welbutrins, Xanaxes, and Prozacs with room left over for the next day's pills, too.
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Product Info

  • Sales Rank: 21,774
  • UPC: 814229002017
  • Shipping Weight: 0.25/lbs (approx)
  • Not available for international delivery

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