Gene Tracy
Songs List
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.2 Businessman / 2 Drunks
- 2.Early Morning Drunk
- 3.6th Grade Teacher / Farming Couple and A Spaceship
- 4.Pants Pockets / Wemon and Drunk In Bar / Obstetrician
- 5.Gene and The Hooker / Spaghetti and Wemon / 3 Ladies
- 6.2 Hunters / Forgetful Old Lady
- 7.The Rifle Scope / 80 Year Old Man / Doctor's Office
- 8.Ape Noise / 12 Year Old Boy / New Computer / Gene's Dictionary
- 9.Trucker and 2 Hitchikers / Warm Toilet Seat / Surgeon / Parachute
- 10.90 Year Old Man / Sex - Lax / Poolside Bar
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Porky / How's Married Life / Shoe Salesman
- 2.Lady Hitchhiker / Just Not Your Day / 33,000 Feet / Me And Leroy
- 3.Emergency Room / Nervous About Getting Married
- 4.Couple In The Road / Honeymoon On The Road
- 5.Brewster The Rooster / The Duck
- 6.Telephone Operator / Polish Driver / Three Witnesses / Does Your Wife Close Her Eyes / Gumball Machine / Peaches For Sale
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Hair In My Soup / I Like The 2nd One Better / Eatin' Brownies
- 2.Twelve Truckers / Take Your Instrument Out / Bleedin' To Death
- 3.George / Japense Bath House
- 4.Pack Of Rubbers / Polack Trucker / Let's Go To Your House / Peaberry Coffee Co.
- 5.Pregnant Woman On The Subway / Fly Around The Sun / Sweet Little Girl
- 6.Drunk at Christmas
- 7.Doctor's Visit / Good News And Bad News / Spanish Fly
- 8.Strap Hinge / You'll Go Blind / It's Turning Purple
- 9.Mortician And Taxidermist / Organ Solo / Tarzan Interview / Man In Confessional
- 10.Alfie And Jamie / Crippled Bill
- 11.The Piccolo Player
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Finger Up Your... / The Hitchhiker
- 2.Gene Autry / Little Boy In Sunday School / I Flunked Spelling
- 3.Dumb Trucker In The Cat House / Two Old Maids / Mexican Hairless Dog
- 4.Avon Lady / Spanish Fly
- 5.The Mortician / The Construction Worker
- 6.Two Dogs / 12 Martinis / The Confessional / A Poem
- 7.Me And Leroy / Doctor's Office
- 8.Ding-A-Ling / Hurricane Gussy
- 9.Australian Virgin / Doctor Kiss Me
- 10.Ice Cream / Piccolo Player / The Crying Cheater
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 4.Forgot To Turn Off / The Switch / Spanish Fly / Over - Sexed Truck Driver
- 5.Hurrican Gussy / Me and Leroy
- 6.Police Dispatcher / Bleedin' To Death / Do It My Way / The Bells / Turkey Contest / Stretch Pants
- 7.Piccolo Player / E. T. W. N. C.
- 8.Truck Driver With Laryngitis / Crippled Bill
- 1.Intro / Bad Luck / Different Jobs / Lucky Number Five
- 2.More Bad Luck / Will Rogers / Let's Go To Town / A Good Sport / Boy Scouts / Longest Accident
- 3.Texans / Just Ain't Your Day / Honeymoon At Niagara Falls / How's Married Life
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.3+3 / $150.00
- 2.At The Lumberyard / Middle-Aged Lady
- 3.Boy At Drugstore / The Waiter / Meat Salesman
- 4.A Drunk And A Priest / Salesman In Sports Department
- 5.Went To Doctor / Lover's Lane / Old Stogie / Full Box
- 6.Railroad Trucks / Toothbrushes / Looks Like Plastic / In His Pocket / Lady At The Bar
- 7.Drunk At The Bar / Poor Waiter / At The Circus / I'm Jesus
- 8.Definitely / Talking Politics
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Dramatic Changes / Lover's Lane / Television Commercials / A Good Sport / Blue Ribbon
- 2.Jess Whitten's Barber Shop / Bathroom On Fire / Moved To Tulsa / More Bad Luck / Bumadine Schlevidge / Two Dogs / The Little Mouse
- 3.Died Of Seenus / The D.J. / Call Me Lucky
- 4.Almost Got Married / Spuds / Harelip's Pants Need Mending
- 5.I'm A Virgin / The Football Player
- 6.Yuma Arizona / Trying To Drown Mother / Got Any Gin / Drunk In The Bar
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Everything In Texas Is Big / Football Recruit / Salesman's School
- 2.The Storm / Lady Hitchiker / Pregnant Woman On The Subway / Uncle Augusta
- 3.My Home Town / Jess Whitten's Barber Shop / Denny Oatmore / Moved To Tulsa / Drunk Carolina Freight Driver
- 4.This Here's Turpentine / Flunked Spelling / You'll Go Blind / Porky / Old Maids At The Movies / Australian Virgin
- 5.Alfie and Jamie / Bumadine Schlevidge / Number One Fighter Pilot Ace
- 6.Truck Farmer / Just Out of The Penitentiary / Two Dogs / Mouse and The Giraffe / Avon Lady
- 7.Brewster The Rooster / Blue Ribbon / Mexican Hairless Dog
- 8.Dramatic Changes / Women't Lib / Television Commericals / Two Brothers
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Woman Hitchhiker / Definitions / Strap Hinge
- 2.Polack In Alaska / Club Initiation / Polish Jokes / Navajo Driver
- 3.I Don't Do Many Polish Jokes / Sex Maniac On The Loose
- 4.Flunked Spelling / Truck Drivers On Honeymoon / My Wife Cuts Me Off / I Like The Second Piece Better / Kicked Out Of Boy Scouts / Twelve Snowboard Truckers / Room Number Six
- 5.Girl On The Subway / Fly Around The Moon / Four Hour Physical / More Definitions / Tarzan Interview
- 6.Man In Confessional / Two Old Maids At Movies / Two Dogs In Cotton Patch / The Granddaddy Of Hangovers
- 7.Girl At Chiropracter / Born With Bad Luck
- 8.Let's Go To Town / I Don't Do Polish Stories / Emergency Room
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Burglar / Hair In My Soup
- 2.Polack Jokes
- 3.Construction Worker
- 4.Spanish Fly / Undertaker And Taxidermist
- 5.Young Man From Flint Rock / One Legged Parakeet
- 6.Doctor's Visit / Drunk And Wife
- 7.Burlesque Show / Two Brothers
- 8.American Sailor / King's Castration / Lord Farthingham
- 9.Gentlemen's Club
- 10.Bravest Man in the Empire
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.911 / Gift Wrap / Call Girl & Lawyer / 2 Judges / Chipped Tooth / Cover Me / VD / Old Dogs / 2 Old Ladies
- 2.Teeny Weeny / Took Bra Off / Good Taste / Lady From Wheeling / Hell's Angels / 4 Animals / Little Red Riding Hood / New Product
- 3.You Look Bad / Jack Poo Poo / B.J. / The Toughest Part
- 4.Wiggle / Toilet Seat / Parachutist / Sex-Lax / Don't Give A... / Retired Truck Driver / Truck Driver At Circus / Skyjacking / Porcupine / 2 Cups Of Coffee / Foreplay / Honkies / Long & Hard / Chinese Fart / Adam & Eve / Hobo & A Homo
- 5.Mary Had A Little Lamb / Cut The Grass / Keeps On Tickin' / Mating Call / Fairy Tales / Tales From The Dictionary / 80 Year Old Man / 3 Old Ladies / Hen-Pecked / What It's Worth / Lawyer & Call Girl / Bullet Proof Vest / Babies Jumping On A Bed / Wha
- 6.Girl Married A Millionaire / Woman In A Shower / Something Long & Flowing / A "68" Polish Girl / 911 System / Bunch Of Wimps / Hospital / Little Boy & Girl / Good Hand / Bug's Mind / Chinese Virgin / New Show / Ball Washer / 1/2 Pint
- 7.Check's In The Mail / Harlem / Car Insurance / Burp / 2 Queers / Sneakers / Found A Bottle / Get Licked / Call Girl / Single Vs. Married / Sense Of Humor / Picked Up A Girl
- 8.Dog Fashion / Sharp Thing / Man & Oil Paintings / Hum Dinger / Telephone / When You Gag / Somebody Touched Me / New Rubbers / The Flasher / Who's Daddy / Eagle & The Mouse
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Airplane Flyover / Wong The Chinaman
- 2.Come Home Drunk / The Lost Weekend
- 3.Appendicitis / Truck Driver With Laryngitis
- 4.Toughest Broad in San Antonio
- 5.Skidders
- 6.Safety Belts / The Echo
- 7.The Coyote
- 8.The Storm / Weather Vane
- 9.Old-Fashioned Cars / Two Sailors
- 10.Protector of Morals
Released in 1996
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- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Dust / Trip Around The World / This Ain't Your Day / Flunked Spelling
- 2.Honeymoon / Cut Me Off / Atomic Explosion / That's Too Big
- 3.Japanese Bath House / Hertz Rent A Camel
- 4.Charlie McDaniels At The Dr. / Could I Have A Cup Of Coffee
- 5.The Prostitute Club / You Look Bad
- 6.Cinderella / Teenage Game / Home From The War
- 7.Forgot To Turn Off The Switch / Fraternity Initiation / The 87th Floor
- 8.Fever Blister / Flossie / Seven Day Old Sandwich
- 9.The Old Hippie / Waiters / Two Volkswagons
- 10.Elephant & The Waitress / Picked Up By The Fuzz / I'd Like To Get Into Your Pants / The Gold Commode
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Two Dollar Trick
- 2.I Opened a Massage Parlor
- 3.Texans Are So Big
- 4.Horse in the Whorehouse
- 5.I Used to Be in Show Business
- 6.My New Invention
- 7.I Got Mine You Get Yours
- 8.Be a Sport
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Bad Luck / Pinball Machine / Doggy Style / Sharpest Thing In The World / Oil Pan / A Real Humdinger / Real Loser
- 2.Gag / Hotel / Generic Rubbers / The Flasher / Horny Truck Driver / Middle Aged Preacher
- 3.Gay Men At The Bar / Bizarre Sex / 55 Year Old Woman
- 4.Daddy / Playing House / The Train Ride / The Record Company / Golf Lesson / Guidance Counselor
- 5.Hypnotist / 50th Wedding Anniversary / 2 Truck Drivers
- 6.14 Year Old In Whorehouse / Impotence / Gin Rummy
- 7.The Electrician / The Carpenter / The Dentist And The Newlyweds / The Mouse And The Eagle / The Haircut
- 8.The Natives / The Little Boy And The New House / Shepherds
- 9.Proctologist / Condom Machine / Pineapple
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Song Titles / The Booking Agent / The Elements
- 2.Elevator / Shampoo / Used To Anything / Lousy Lover
- 3.Stinky Feet And Bad Breath / First Day Of School / The Carpenter
- 4.Short Shorts / Newlyweds / Gene's Physical
- 5.M & M's / The Tapeworm / 3 Leroys
- 6.Mountain Climbers / The Salesman / Golf Pro's Wife / Truck Driver In Bar
- 7.Hot Pants / Buy Me A Car / Traveling Salesman
- 8.The Traveling Farmer / Magical Mr. Brown / Polish Mugging Victim
- 9.The Lumberyard / The Cemetery
- 10.Who's The Father / 3 Gay Occupations
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / I Can Relate To Drunks / How'd You Get The Car In Here / You Gotta Do Something About Your Drinking / I've Stopped Sippin' All Day Long / A Poem (Who's The Best) / Wyatt Earp
- 2.The Veternarian / Saturday Night Bath / My Husband Has Been Fooling Around / Gone To Confession / My Vision Blurs
- 3.Wife Swapping / Two Gays / She Drops Her Briefcase / I Need To Piss / Give Me 12 Martinis / Tennis Partner
- 4.Poker / The Fishing Trip / Go Either Way / Truck Driver In Bed / Indecent / Dear Confused / I Went To Spain
- 5.Young And Old Prostitute / The Parrot / 2 Gays / Nightly Poem / The Harelip / Aristotle / Barns
- 6.Seedy Looking Drunk / Milking Milkshakes / Check Out Mary / People Driving Cars / Closing
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Lover's Lane / Hardware Store / Flunked Spelling / Old Blue
- 2.Hurricane Gussie / Porky
- 3.Middle Of The Road / Airplane To San Fancisco / Doctor's Appointment
- 4.The Truck Driver And The Pharmacist / Polish Truck Driver / The Truck Driver And His Supervisor / Astronauts / Honeymoon At Niagra Falls
- 5.Wedding Preparations / Brewster The Rooster
- 6.Going To Town With A Duck / The Three Witnesses
- 7.Biology Lesson / Holy Water
- 8.The Virgin Truck Driver / Stretch Pants
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.2 Fingers / Condom Machine / Little Black Boy / Little Boy Driving A Truck / Is Your Mama Home
- 2.Pouring Beer On His Hand / In Charge Of The Farm / Polish Guy / In L.A. / Mexican Bar-B-Que / Alimony / Part Time Job / 50 Lawyers / Lawyer & Hooker / Bank / Lady From Sydney / 2 Cars Salesmen
- 3.Black Man / Poodle & Pit Bull / Man Went To Doctor / The Actress / Little Cowboy / Sam & His Wife / Premarital Sex / Basketball Player / Man In Hospital / 3 Kinds Of Sex
- 4.Girl Went Fishing / 3 Good Reasons / New Definition / A Nudist Wedding / A Vibrator / Wife & Mistrss / Adam Said To Eve / Nurse Said To Doctor / Scuba Diving / Hair In Curlers / Woodpecker / The Bumper Sticker / Men's Rest Room
- 5.Who's On First / Dancing At A Nudist Colony / Don't Give A... / Young Thing / Nightmare / Importance Of Money / Old Maids / Getting Any On The Side / 2 Sharks / The Elephant / Gay Sex
- 6.Blind Man / Baby Boy & Girl / Before I Got Married / Our Wedding Night / Head & Shoulders / One Night / Wedding Night / Had Been Married Before / Still A Virgin
- 7.Nightly Poem / Called His Wife / Remind You Ladies / Never Too Old To Learn / At The Truck Stop / A Lady Friend / 2 Male Surfers
- 8.His Witness / 2 Patients & A Bird / When You're Forty Like Me / Dumb Things
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / 1st Ex-Wife / Recycled Rubbers / Girl Swallowed Razor / Near-Sighted Drunk / Horny Coach / Dumbest Part Of A Man / City Government / Why God Made Man / Difference Between Ooh & Ahh / Bumper Sticker / 2 Words / New Poem
- 2.Insane Asylum / Mrs. Vandercleave & Bob / Mama & Jethro / Door To Door Salesman
- 3.Hunter & Bear / Fred & Helen / Sports Enthusiast / Better Without A Bra / Elderly Couple At Doctor's
- 4.900 Numbers / Mountain Boy / Superman / 2 Prostitutes / The Ugliest Wife
- 5.Husband Died During Sex / Harry & His Wooden Leg / Boy At General Store / Sex Clinic
- 6.Bobby O'Dell / Martha / Doctor's Office
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Eat A Beaver / Love At First Sight / Airplane Stewardess / New Breed / Tourist And Wife / Exotic Dancer / Home Cookin' / Old-Fashioned Girl / Lady Lawyer / Wax In Navel / Stung By A Bee / Indian Chief / Southern Girl / Girl In Apartment / New Recruit
- 2.What The Banana Said / Lawyer And Hooker / Acapulco Hooker / Mike Is Ugly / Blonde At Doctor / Losing His Potency / Sex Goddess / Female Executive / The Voice / Two Statues
- 3.Man Stranded With 6 Women / Ladies' Man / Horny Truck Driver / Stranded On Island
- 4.A Moral Life / Worst You've Got / Americans On Vacation / Loan Shark / Tour Of Heaven / Wedding Night / Theatrical Agent
- 5.New Poems / Nudist Colony / 3 Double Scotches / Overweight American / 75 Year-Old Senator
- 6.Women's Guild / I'm The Best / In Kentucky
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro/What Do You Hunt/Wong The Chinaman/Virgin Man/Blue Ribbon/New Pet
- 2.Me And Leroy/On The Porch/Two Sizes Too Big/The Burglar
- 3.You're Putting Me On/Tell The Truth/Two Greyhounds/Mouse & Giraffe/Girls Are Funny/Ran Out Of Money/The Cemetery/Did You Sleep With My Wife
- 4.The Storm/Flat Tire/My Name Is Brown/Died From Seenus/Call Me Lucky
- 5.The Gorilla/In For Drinking/Sex Maniac/If The Lord's Willing/Didn't See The Arrows/How Many Cords Of Wood
- 6.Is That You/You've Had It/Field Mouse/Piss On You/Various Poems
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Tracy's Confession / Best You Can Do / Virgin Bride / Martha / Snow White / Real Loser / Ultimate Rejection / New Microwave / Nymphomaniac / School Cheer / Lawyer With 50 IQ / Fur Coat / Moby Dick / Blind Guy / Flasher / Truckload Of Vibrator
- 2.A Virgin / Blind Pilot / At The Carnival / Texas Oil Man / Hormone Deficiency
- 3.Myna Bird / Horny Dispatcher / Woodrow / Job Applicants
- 4.Sliding Scale / Salesman's Diary / Cheerios / Catholic School
- 5.Truck Driver & Cab Driver / Farm Girl / Guard Duty / Tale Of Two Tattoos
- 6.Spot / Willard / Texan In New York / Not In This Bar
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Everything A Man Could Want / Two Skunks / Impotent Man / Gray Hair / Night Deposit Box / Rancher / Happily Married Couple / Shotgun Wedding / Lollipop / The Flasher & Three Old Ladies / Recent Survey
- 2.New Song Title / Nymphomaniac / Thor / Bumper Sticker / Divorce Lawyer / Executive At A Convention
- 3.Drunk In Bed Wife / Trip To Las Vegas / Two Aging Prostitutes / Military Hardware / Sissy / Singles Column
- 4.Pubic Hair / Doctor's Diagnosis
- 5.You Gave Me The Clap / Bird Dog / Six-Inch Tall Man / Old Couple From Pokey
- 6.Problem With Knee / Sail Cat / Automated Airplane / Computer Dating Service / Holding Hands With Girlfriend / Man Wants A Divorce
- 7.57 Year-Old Hooker / Prisoner With A Problem / Naive Redneck / Unhappy Woman / 7'4" Basketball Player
- 8.Oysters / Wet Nurse / Three Poles / Polish Farmer / Legendary Bridge / Japanese Baby
- 9.Woman's Body / Three Convicts / Predictable Novel / Prostitute On The Farm / Sweet Story / Desert Mission
- 10.Man With No Arms / Elderly Spinster / Baby Delivery / Two Guys In A Bar / Closing
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / The Bells / The Hitchhiker
- 2.Robbed By A Hitchhiker / Me And Leroy / Man In Emergency Room
- 3.Nervous About Getting Married / The Storm / Blue Ribbon
- 4.The Mouse And The Giraffe / The Humpback Bartender / Turkey Contest / Ice Cream
- 5.How's Married Life / My Back Is Killing Me / The Big Embarrassment
- 6.Retired Military Men / The Polish Swamper / The Plastic Doll
- 7.The New Suit / Toelio / St. Louis Cardinals
- 8.Give Me A Bottle Of Gin / Harold Brown The Road Commissioner
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Eat a Beaver / Love at First Sight / Airline Stewardess / New
- 2.What the Banana Said / Lawyer and Hooker / Acapulco Hooker / Mike Is Ugly
- 3.Man Stranded with 6 Women / Ladies' Man / Horny Truck Driver / Stranded
- 4.A Moral Life / Worst You've Got / Americans on Vacation / Loan Shark / Tour
- 5.New Poems / Nudist Colony / 3 Double Scotches / Overweight American / 75
- 6.Women's Guild / I'm the Best / In Kentucky
- 7.Female Executive
- 8.Two Statues
- 9.Ladies' Man
- 10.Horny Truck Driver
- 11.Truck Driver in Whore House
- 12.Loan Shark
- 13.Family Wedding
- 14.On Vacation
- 15.Overnight American
- 16.In Kentucky
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Constipated People / Dying Father / Circus / Gene's Dictionary / Porcupine And The Lawyers / Nudist Colony / Foreplay / Honky / Polish WeddingNight
- 2.The Chinaman / Adam And Eve / Hobo / Homo / Mary And Her Lamb / Mowing The Grass / Old Men / Young Women / Golfer And TheFortune Teller
- 3.Kittens / Nashville Horns And Royalty
- 4.Kids And Cars / 2 Italians / A Differnet Kind Of Cowboy
- 5.The Fly / New York Whorehouse / Woman Hitchhiker And The Chicken Truck / Teenager And The Neurologist / Jewish Man AndThe Whorehouse / Gorilla In TheBar
- 6.Animal's Football Game / Neutered Camel
- 7.Big Hole / Door To Door Salesman
- 8.Gene and the Redhead
- 9.(Untitled) - (hidden track)
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro; Drunk Truck Driver; Fever Blister
- 2.Harry's Son
- 3.Granny in Paris; Granny's Whore House
- 4.Truck Driver's Convention; the Couple in the Road
- 5.The Split
- 6.Brewster the Rooster
- 7.The Mean Truck Driver / Fairy God Mother / Ship - Wrecked
- 8.The Camel
- 9.E. T. W. N. C
- 10.Harold Brown the Road Commissioner
- 11.The Hump - Back Bartender; Give Me a Bottle of Gin
- 12.Mary Kate
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Plauged By Bad Luck / Uncle Augusta
- 2.Jess Whitten's barber Shop / Bathroom On Fire / Moved To Tulsa / More Bad Luck / Electric Car / Lucky Number Five
- 3.Bumadine Schlevidge
- 4.Hippies / Women's Lib / Dramatic Changes / Television Commercials / Two Little Brothers
- 5.Mini Skirt / Football Recruit / Old Couple / Red - Haired Boy / Lover's Lane
- 6.Polish Prostitute / Wheel of Fortune / Room 271 / Mixed Drinks
- 7.Looking For A Fight / Fairy Godmother / Texas Style / Powerful Medicine / Piano Player
- 8.Young Widow / Only Two Things To Worry About
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- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Dust / Trip Around the World / This Ain't Your Day / Flunked Spelling
- 2.Honeymoon / Cut Me Off / Atomic Explosion / That's Too Big
- 3.Japanese Bath House / Hertz Rent-A-Camel
- 4.Charlie McDaniels at the Dr./Could I Have a Cup of Coffee
- 5.The Prostitute Club / You Look Bad
- 6.Cinderella / Teenage Game / Home from the War
- 7.Forgot to Turn Off the Switch / Fraternity Initiation / The 87th Floor
- 8.Fever Blister / Flossie / Seven Day Old Sandwich
- 9.The Old Hippie / Waiters / Two Volkswagens
- 10.Elephant and the Waitress / Picked Up by the Fuzz / I'd Like to Get ...
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Finger Up Your... / The Hitchhiker
- 2.Gene Autrey / Little Boy in Sunday School / I Flunked Spelling
- 3.Dumb Trucker in the Cat House / Two Old Maids / Mexican Hairless Dog
- 4.Avon Lady / Spanish Fly
- 5.The Mortician / The Construction Worker
- 6.Two Dogs / 12 Martinis / The Confessional / A Poem
- 7.Me and Leroy / Doctor's Office
- 8.Ding - A - Ling / Hurricane Gussy
- 9.Australian Virgin / Doctor Kiss Me
- 10.Ice Cream / Piccolo Player / The Crying Cheater
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / Three - Headed Englishman / Lorry Drivers
- 2.His Lordship and His Butler / Buried To The Ears
- 3.Her Ladyship's In Congress / Get Off My Back / The Aristocrats
- 4.Lord Farthingham / A Lovley Song / The Psychaitrist
- 5.The Famous, International Crepitating Contest
- 6.Love in Hyde Park
- 7.Family Act 69
- 8.Baggy Pants and More
- 9.World Championship Crepintation Contest
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.All The Wealth / One-Half Drunk / 60 Minutes / Wears A Letter / French Girl / Strange Little Fellow / Girl Wants To Get Pregnant
- 2.Lady From Spain / 3 Girls In Confession / Sex Research / Wife Swapping / Fishing Trip / Gay Bill / Indecent / Young And Old Pro / 2 Gays / The Nightly Poem
- 3.Honeymoon / Laxative / Old Dogs / Retired Truck Driver / Push-Ups / Dumb Fellow / Razor Blade / Yours Or Mine / The Skunk / Horney Coach / The Dumbest Part Of A Man / Dog Pound / Mow The Grass / 3 Inches / Bumper Sticker
- 4.Rest Room / Young Hooker / 900 Number / Mountain Boy / Reporter / Hand Job
- 5.General Store / Once Was... / Went To The Doctor / Virgin Bride / Sticker / New Man / 7 Inches / Real Loser / Rejection / New Microwave / Strange Apartment
- 6.Cheerleaders / IQ Of 50 / Fur Coat / Moby Dick / Blind Man / The Flasher / Truckload / 2 Holes / First 3 Weeks / Refried Beans / Virgin / A Banana / Hooker And A Lawyer / Young Blonde / Boy Got Married / Vice Squad
- 7.Kill Flies / Midget And Girl / French Groom / Old Couple / 2 Girls Talking / Guy Getting Drunk / His Wife Left Him / A Town So Small / Costume Party / Let Me Be Frank / Oh No Bird / Teenage Girl
- 8.Nervous Groom / Expensive Bras / A New Definition / What A Gentleman Is / Money / Nudist Colony / Panty Hose / What's The Difference / Teeth / She's Tough / Pet Rabbit / 2 Drunks / Truck Driver In Court
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Intro / My Ex-Wives / All The Right Moves / Retired Truck Driver / Checked Into Hotel
- 2.2 Hot Lips / At The Track / Fraternity House / Gay Friends / Hospital Mistake / Little Willie
- 3.Military Stories / Goffers Are Nuts
- 4.Short Poems / Harelipped Meat Salesman
- 5.Mighty Dick / Push Ups / Circus Owner
- 6.Unemployed Guy / 95 Year-Old Woman / Co-Ed In The Shower / Groom From Paris / Homosexual And The Dr. / Baseball Announcer
- 7.2 Truck Drivers / High School Reunion / Truck Driver At The Psychiatrist
