Rodney Rude
Songs List
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.McDonalds
- 2.Freddy
- 3.Rubber Vagina
- 4.Japs
- 5.Elton
- 6.The Pope
- 7.Pensioner Eats Pelican
- 8.Sting
- 9.Sperm
- 10.Booga From Goodooga
- 11.Fart Into Mic
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 1.Heckler's Mum Tongues Rude Causing Asthma Attack
- 2.Grandfather Nuzzles Beaver With Barry's Beard
- 3.Menage a Trois Boy Cops One in the Seat
- 4.Rude Hides Limerick in Contemporary Afro-American Music Genr
- 5.Stunted Kleptomaniac Puts Brown Smudges on Stationary
- 6.Famous Painted Charlie Punches Famous Action Heroe in Artifi
- 7.Rude Rufuses to Let Hugh Grant Forget His Extra Marital Car
- 8.Dickshit, Netanyahu, Dung, Yassah and Piss Pot
- 9.Homeless Bloke With One Thong Made Out of a Salmon Tin
- 10.Rude Uses Tackle For Shoehorn
- 11.Rubber Legged Bloke Sprays Mates at Piss Trough
- 12.Drunken Limerick Singing (Audience Participation)
- 13.Eight Answering Machine Messages Free to Use (Tracks Listed
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- Tracks of Disc 1
- 34.Answer machine message - Erect windsock
- 35.Answer machine message - Talcum powder in aerobic suit
- 36.Answer machine message - Boris Becker's ginger nuts (musical)
- 1.Rude's uncanny insight into Mars and Venus
- 2.Blokes who want to become eunuchs Or Pitiful attempt by Rude to get lady's underpants
- 3.Marcia Hines' Tit
- 4.Rude wears jodhpurs with padded arse sewn in
- 5.Albino Indian's red dot becomes Japanese flag
- 6.Humidity in Rude's arse crack identical to India's climate
- 7.Rude's Greek mate is a necrophiliac
- 8.Siamese twin's nose joined to his brother's butt hole
- 9.Heckler carves veins in cucumber
- 10.Pavarotti breaks toilet
- 11.Rude annihilates Pommie heckler
- 12.Rude does embuggerment joke disguised as an insult
- 13.Rude plays the mouth trumpet (musical)
- 14.Rude blows fart through plastic tube in taxi
- 15.Rude accuses McDonalds of using undersized chip scoop, then challenges them to use his huge scoop: Rude leaves wearing his scoop for an Olympic bicycle rider's helmet
- 16.Hopoate fingers Rude
- 17.Rude heckles a hunchback
- 18.Rude starts to resemble a fruit bat from raiding too many orchards (musical)
- 19.Bonus answer machine messages introduced by Rude
- 20.Answer machine message - Uncle Jack off on train
- 21.Answer machine message - Ounce of Parsley
- 22.Answer machine message - Queer eye gives polish
- 23.Answer machine message - Greenies and chain saws
- 24.Answer machine message - Kim Beazley's air force jumpsuit
- 25.Answer machine message - Fido
- 26.Answer machine message - Boss has sex with stubby holder
- 27.Answer machine message - Baldy feral buys Bob Marley wig
- 28.Answer machine message - Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle
- 29.Answer machine message - Helmet in lady's duffel bag
- 30.Answer machine message - Davey Crockett hat for mask
- 31.Answer machine message - Rodney Treblecock
- 32.Answer machine message - Long winded convoluted message
- 33.Answer machine message - Goo on pelvic bone
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 4.I May Not Be A Wog But I Look Like One
- Tracks of Disc 1
- 26.Message "Psych Down"
- 27.Message "New Boyfriend"
- 28.Message "Hermaphrodite"
- 29.Message "Root a Welding Glove"
- 30.Message "I've Shot"
- 31.Message "Bruised Tongue"
- 32.Message "Office Manager"
- 33.Message "Piss Off"
- 34.Message "Arse Hairs Waxed"
- 35.Message "Ghost of Sammy Sneed"
- 36.Message "Gee Gee Spot"
- 1.Arse Like an Anaconda Swallowing a Piglet
- 2.Heckler Gets Tattoo of a Target Round His Arsehole
- 3.Rude Gets Raped by Lesbians With a Hunk of Bong Hose
- 4.Nimbin Can't Tell Men From the Women, May as Well Root Everyone in the Arse
- 5.Don't You Hate Wearing a G-String Cause Half a Turd Goes on the Floor & Half In
- 6.Molly Has Stroke Now Can Only Suck Out of One Side of His Mouth or Belmont High
- 7.I'm the Bloke Who Gets All the Roots Around Hexham
- 8.Homeless Blokes Revisited Homeless Bloke Takes Out Insurance on Plastic Bag Full
- 9.Kfc Killed My Uncle
- 10.Ronald McDonald Doesn't Even Eat His Own Hamburgers
- 11.McDonalds Revisited "Are You the Mcmanager"
- 12.Rude Trys to Act Young & Cool by Wearing Clothes Back to Front & Sing Limericks
- 13.Don't You Hate It When Your Dick Wakes up Earlier Than You
- 14.Michael Jackson Dances Like a Duck on a Hotplate
- 15.Tom Price Miner
- 16.Libra Pads With Wings Also Have a Beak & Tail Feathers
- 17.Ya Hairy Hole
- 18.Rude Serious Rave About Limericks
- 19.Punter Sing Limericks With Rude
- 20.Answering Machine Messages Intro
- 21.Message "I Know You"
- 22.Message "Embicile"
- 23.Message "Hornswoggler"
- 24.Message "Balls Caught in DVD Player"
- 25.Message "Dick Head"
